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10:13 AM GMT 05/12/2007
Welcome, one and all, to MOJO's Caption Competition!
Each week we'll be publishing some of the most enduring, hilarious and downright bizarre images from the world of music, and giving you the chance to add your own strapline.
The winner will be chosen by a member of the MOJO editorial staff and will take home the knowledge that they've been voted the funniest person on the site/planet.
This week it's all about Rod. Post your captions below!

Photo finder thanks to the groovy guys at WFMU.
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Swede, meet Brazilian!
Posted by Barney Bubbles at 10:42 AM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Rod: Damn I feel good in this fashionable vest/pants combo! Da ya think I'm sexy?!
Britt: um...
Posted by Simon Davies at 11:19 AM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Didn’t anyone tell you, Rod? It’s rude to point.
Posted by Stefanie Hale at 12:11 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Rod asking for a haircut
Posted by Osgood at 2:40 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Just wait till you meet my best friend Woody!
Posted by Dave Edwards at 2:41 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Every Picture Tells A Story....unfortunately this is one we dont want to hear.
Posted by Ellie at 4:01 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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This week's picture really is all about Rod...Rod's rod.
Posted by E at 4:41 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Rod; D'ya call that a pair of tits?
Britt; D'ya call those Bollocks?
Posted by 'arry Krishner at 4:50 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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"Britt, I think I need my highlights trimming..."
Posted by Dave from the grave at 5:12 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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...Nice photo shoot that lovvies..Now if you could both give each other your underwear back..
Posted by Bogiechillum at 5:14 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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If you think this is embarrassing wait 'til you hear my American Songbook !
Posted by El Maestro at 6:23 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Bloody hell Britt! what have you done to me Celtic top?
Posted by Alan Morris at 6:59 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Every girl knows that wearing horizontal stripes make you look larger...
Posted by Togalog at 7:07 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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You wore it well once....
Posted by maarts at 7:21 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Oh Siouxsie Sioux, Mama I Love You
Oh Siouxsie Sioux
Posted by JmkEastBay at 8:24 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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A Rod's as good as a w*nk
Posted by Joe Baxter at 8:32 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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A rather tasty britt ekland and your pubes hangin over your briefs 'n vest combo.The essence of Rod in a single frame.
Are you reading this Thom F****g Yorke?
Posted by Dave Fowler at 10:36 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Rod: Why does MOJO do this shit?
Britt: Because it is shit, you prick
Posted by Usedtabef'n'b at 11:02 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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I use 'em like a sporran and always keep a bag of porridge in them
Posted by Brian Smith at 11:39 PM GMT 05/12/2007 Report Abuse
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"Love Lives Here"
Posted by Willy Heckaslike at 12:50 AM GMT 06/12/2007 Report Abuse
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"Ballbags and Gladrags"
Posted by Space_Is_Deep at 2:27 AM GMT 06/12/2007 Report Abuse
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"Yes Britt, flames tattoo'ed just above me pubes and then off to reform The Darkness"
Posted by Pignose at 7:00 AM GMT 06/12/2007 Report Abuse
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"an old raincoat wont ever let you down - well put one on for gods sake"
Posted by deesylad at 9:40 AM GMT 06/12/2007 Report Abuse
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why are you so nasty? you are a bad man.
Posted by deesylad at 9:41 AM GMT 06/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Youd rather go blind?
Posted by deesylad at 9:43 AM GMT 06/12/2007 Report Abuse
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This is why Scotland wasn't placed in the tropics.
Posted by Ronaldo Vizcayno at 10:38 AM GMT 06/12/2007 Report Abuse
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I WISH HE WOULD.T KEEP STEALING MY UNDER WEAR
Posted by SARAH BLYTHER at 5:30 PM GMT 06/12/2007 Report Abuse
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RE: SARAH BLYTHER
Britt: Watching the FA Cup this afternoon Rod?
Rod: Yeah it's a semi...
Britt: I noticed.
Posted by Anonymous at 7:05 PM GMT 06/12/2007 Report Abuse
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RE: SARAH BLYTHER
Britt: Watching the FA Cup this afternoon Rod?
Rod: Yeah it's a semi...
Britt: I noticed.
Posted by W.McKechnie at 7:06 PM GMT 06/12/2007 Report Abuse
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You think Jeff's whammy bar is cool...
Posted by Anonymous at 9:05 PM GMT 06/12/2007 Report Abuse
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ok I admit it on stage I use a prop
Posted by rod at 7:23 PM GMT 07/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Ok I admit it on stage I use a prop
Posted by phishtez at 7:24 PM GMT 07/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Nice Bush!
Posted by Dave Ellis at 9:26 PM GMT 07/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Rod: The Black Crowes may copy everything the Faces have done, but they'll never get into the "Pubic hair over the top of a pair of bikini briefs" look. That would be silly.
Posted by Mamaloochie at 12:25 PM GMT 08/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Nicked off WFMU, I notice. Well done.
Posted by Anonymous at 6:38 PM GMT 10/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Avid footballer Rod Stewart displays unique Swedish ballhandling technique
Posted by Cavale at 5:18 AM GMT 11/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Rodny! You plonker!
Posted by Dave Edwards at 2:12 PM GMT 11/12/2007 Report Abuse
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AND THIS WEEK'S WINNER IS...
"Britt: Watching the FA Cup this afternoon Rod?
Rod: Yeah it's a semi...
Britt: I noticed."
CONGRATULATIONS TO W.MCKECHNIE!
Posted by MOJO at 4:57 PM GMT 11/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Stay With Me ?
Posted by Craig Wells at 6:40 PM GMT 12/12/2007 Report Abuse
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An early pic of jennifer aniston. Pre-op, of course.
Posted by mick of leeds at 1:12 PM GMT 31/12/2007 Report Abuse
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Rod and Brit leaving the Police station after being questioned for Budgie Smuggling, allegation have been strenuously denied by Rod's managment, "Its all a big mistake" Britt said it was a Hairy situation.
Posted by Kevin Grant at 4:20 AM GMT 01/01/2008 Report Abuse
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